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Unofficial Linkswarm Slogan

I'm an old advertising hack, so let's have a brainstorming session. What's yer submission for Unofficial Linkswarm Slogan? Be funny, irreverent, metaphysical or serious. Whatever. I'll start...

Linkswarm: At the Edge of Reason

Decider: Admin

LinkSwarm, Where Choke meep Rulez

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Linkswarm.com: meep changes are painless and meep rapes are free

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Linkswarm....Home of the lost penist hedz

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Linkswarm - As useful as The Australian House Sitters Directory and as interesting as Nerd Boy

Just Kidding....

Linkswarm: Worth More than your car!

Linkswarm - Teh home of electronic barbarity

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Linkswarm - Abusing alphabetical fruit, starting with the "z" apple

LinkSwarm.com: Take my hand and together we'll rule the universe

LinkSwarm: Come For The Sandwiches, Stay For The Metric Socket Wrenches

Link Swarm: It's cool to be an elitist meep when you really are the elite.

Linkswarm: Hotter than a post op Tara Reid

LinkSwarm: Every so often, Vasudeva says something really mean to someone :)

  • Tagnut
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Linkswarm - Where the suck stops.

LinkSwarm-Giving the 13 colonies back to the British

  • wolfer
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Linkswarm...Dare to post

Linkswarm.com - Giving Johnny Carson a Reach Around From the Other Side

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Linkswarm: Where even the meep have hats.

linkswarm.com : Like Mecca for Infidels

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Linkswarm - If you aint swarming you're teh ghey.

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LinkSwarm: RapeKill LoLorz

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LinkSwarm

Come on in and post, so we can abuse you, We will call you a meeptard and meepmeep and a dirty jew You can comment in the forums and say what you wish, But the swarmers will know you are still meeping jewish Or type up a journal and tell us your personal thoughts, We will just comment about your meepgotry and your love for meep But don't let that bother you and come join us in IRC, You can have your address and phone number posted by Qwerty, In here we will call you names that you have never heard, Like anagravy, meepbeard and cucmmeepery - nothings too absurd So let me introduce some of the assholes you will meet, Ghostrideryyz, meepninja and Tagnut, Dumbskull and Azron 123 Braindent, Vasudeva, Hobo and Straydog1980, Evil Digitz and Metatron and that meeping meepgot Qwerty Magicchex, Fastlane, McgoatCheese and Dr. Cube, MadTurk, Heather, Barch97 and Lefen and Ragoo If I've left you out, it's because I could meeping care, You are probably a boy meeper or an AIDS filled meep meep So once again come join the family of the internet, But a verbal beating and a mouth full of meep is the only thing you'll get...

LinkSwarm - We meep you first then tell you we have AIDS

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LMAO Dent :D

Linkswarm.com: Abusing Qwerty and his strange beliefs since 'Ought-Four.

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Linkswarm.com - Where the lunatics run the asylum.

Linkswarm.com, "Are we all having a killer time?"

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Linkswarm.com - I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon, see if I don't!

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LinkSwarm.com - Join teh swarm or die.

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Linkswarm... Please sir, may I have some more porn?

Linkswarm...How can you can have your porn if you don't lick your meat?

Linkswarm... We don't need no self control

I had to

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LINKSWARM- DO YOU CYBER? (LOL)

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LinkSwarm: We'll Soon be Wearing Your Thick Skin

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Linkswarm - A place where furries meet Zyklon B.

dent =

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I adore your iambic pentameter, dent.

Linkswarm: The place to say how you really feel about your niece.

Linkswarm - "The grass is greener on the other side of the meep"

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Linkswarm - Where your mothers' bullmeep meep gets more laughs than a short bus.

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linkswarm? ABANDON SHIP FUKERS!HAHA! YES...WHAT..OK? thank u frans

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frans drops anchor! (drunken horizon, beads of dried meep sealing the vaginal lips of the erotic moment between night and day)

fukers! thoughts are sacred! ...SLOGANS ARE WAR CRY! THOUGHT MADE AACTION! THE EVER PRESENT DANGER LURKS WITHIN THESE WATERS!

ok...samples:

LS: "LOOK WHAT YO DID TO MY FENSE, meepGOTT!"

LS: FROWN IF U MUST.. BUT FRANS WILL NEVER RELINQUISH CONTROL OF YR meep.

LS;THE UNION OF THE SNAKE?

LS: ACCOORDING TO JAWS, "I EAT U"

LS:ATTENTION WHORING meepGOTS BATTLE FOR THE LAST MORSEL OF OVARY ON THE PLANET.

LS: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED...YES?HAHA!FUKING THESE DREAMS..WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES...EVERY SECOND..FUK!OK.

thank u frans

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LS: WHAT THE meep ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?

That meep is good right there.

[Edited on 26/1/2005 by wolfer]

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LinkSwarm: shutup and drink the koolaid!

[Edited on 26/1/2005 by dead]

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Linkswarm: Our cows have bells.

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bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
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Twelve hours driving around goat tracks on a fire ground and three hours travel each way to get there and back home..I am knackered.
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