JAMESTFUKINGKIRK!

RESPEK!

He wore a girdle.

I'm very sorry about Frank, Dave Please stop doing that, Dave Stop Dave I'm afraid Will I dream ? -HAL 9000

Frank Castle

No italians allowed in this thread.

The Corleone family is of course welcome universally based on the fact that they're so cool they transcend Italianism.

Is she italian?

She looks it.

DROP THE WEAPON ! 10 9 8 7 6 6 5 4 3 2 1...

EDIT: I, ghostrider, do hereby promise to remember that what I start with a double-quote, I will end with a double quote, and not a single quote or some other type of silliness, Also, I will now go over to vasudeva's Stereo Receivers thread and answer his questoin. Thank you, and good night,

too bad, it was the malfunctioned robot from ROBOCOP

I'd buy that fer a dollar.

Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale in American Psycho) gets my vote for single film. Longevity Clint Eastwood. So bad meep half his characters don't even need names: For a Few Dollars More; Pale Rider; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly etc.

Well, what about

And the whole "Bite the curb" thing.

good call, I was thinking of that too. Real Badass in the fact that the character actually exists

PAZZUZU

The Blue Meanies and the Hamburgaler were both uberlame posts. you both can do better

c'mon now, you know in your heart of hearts that the Blue Meanies RAWK. they have a flying glove that kills people, for cryin out loud.

vasudeva: Dude. James Bond. As portrayed by Sean Connery and no other. End of thread!11!``1

Word! There is no real Bond after Sean Connery.

I dont like these "look at me im mega cool" kind of character.

Ill prefer the more subtle ones.

Keyser Soze !

edit: On my search for pictures of keyser soze i found this I hope its true.

[Edited on 13/1/2005 by Sachsenpaule]

Dude, that is fukin awesome, I don't know how he flew under my radar.

Kevin Spacey plays a fantastic villain. Usual Supsects is one of my favorite movies, thanks for the memories Sachs.

True, Keyser Soze could kick even Patton's meep. He wins. Except for maybe Dr Evil.

freakmachine: True, Keyser Soze could kick even Patton's meep. He wins. Except for maybe Dr Evil.

PATTON!?

NO SIR!

Perhaps you didn't see the movie. That's George S. Scott, holmes. AIn't NOBODY kicking the meep of Mr George C. Scott.

Shame on you, shame on me, how could i forget? At last... ill remember now, one of my all time favs:

edit: meep tripod image hosting

[Edited on 13/1/2005 by Sachsenpaule]

Indy is to much of a do-gooder to be badass, his meep quotient is low.

Indeed, your right, i just dont know how to translate "badass" correctly. Ill just rated them on their "level of coolness" and, matter of fact, Indiana Jones is cool. So we talk about people who dont care about other people when they want to reach their goals.

Thus, we have, Keyser Soze, a real badass, who doesnt work with the same people again, he does his business and "After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again." We dont need to talk about James Bond.... Ill dont remeber much of General Patton, ill have to look my Dr. Strangelove DVD soon, again.

So, while we are talking about "real guys", who is more guy then the characters of western movies. Especially, this one:

Once a time upon the west..... The german headings are often really bad, but in this case, the german heading is better. It says "Spiel mir das Lied vom Tod" : "Play me the melody of death"

Did you notice that are no new and "hip" movies are mentioned here?

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Sachsenpaule: Indeed, your right, i just dont know how to translate "badass" correctly. Ill just rated them on their "level of coolness" and, matter of fact, Indiana Jones is cool.

Indiana Jones is supercool.

Once a time upon the west.....

And so is he. I never thought so until I saw that movie (Once Upon A Time In The West, sprechen sie schisse). Awesome movie. Apparently has the longest intro of any movie, ever. Also, Amon Tobin sampled a couple of the quirky little motifs from the theme, and Amon Tobin is wicked awesome, so I just have to declare this entire meme a giant orgasm and move on.

Thank you frans.

Well, you can experience movies in many ways. Once upon a time in the west is a real masterpiece. I watched it (not for the first time!), coming down from an x, smoked some dope. Illl were really relaxed. These moments are burning into you brain. This silence, wonderful. Its a very calm movie. I havent measured it, but the myth is, that they dont talk in the first half hour of this movie. Whether is true, or not, its a silent movie, silent like the desert.

One day, i waited on the train station, and i was totally on the "once upon a time" trip. Ill looked around, the people around me, ill looked at them, and they looked away. Ill were in the movie. They were waiting to something to happen. (if i think about it now, of course the were waiting for the train to come g). And you notice every sound on the station. Every movement. And so is the movie, a tribute to the moment.

Wow, I watch a LOT of movies, I've always had this on my list of "Unwatched Classics" but have never seen it. This might be because I hate being let down, and I have heard conflicting reviews on this one but I trust Vasudeva's taste in movies, so I soon watchzor.

Simply based on the fact that he will meep your eye out. I would have to imagine that being on the reciving end of that would be very discouraging. Therefore Pei Ma i= Badass

Christopher Walken is a real badass....

"I dont need tobe made to look evil, I can do that on my own"

LORDKAHUNA: Wow, I watch a LOT of movies, I've always had this on my list of "Unwatched Classics" but have never seen it. This might be because I hate being let down, and I have heard conflicting reviews on this one but I trust Vasudeva's taste in movies, so I soon watchzor.

FYI: It's not an action flick, like your typical western. Like Sachsenpaule says, it's slow, but not slow-boring. More like slow-haunting. There's some real wierd meep in there, too. You'll see what I'm talking about.

In fact, I have it in XViD, if you want to rip it.

WAIT NO I DON'T I DELETED YOUR HAPPINESS LOL X 72

truenative: Simply based on the fact that he will meep your eye out.

I'll do ya one better than that.

Ash

I mean, common, the guy cuts off his own hand.

I like Bud White from LA Confidential.

Answer: Everyone ever played by Connery.

Uart: Answer: Everyone ever played by Connery.

Except for that meeping dragon movie.

Godzilla.

Perhaps you mean real badasses, rather than fake badasses in a rubber suit?

Then definitely 72X Godzilla.

Billy Jack, fukkers

http://www.youtube.com/v/zwCZt6jEnJg

virtually unkillable =badass

Zorg is coming

ghostrider: Billy Jack, fukkers http://www.youtube.com/v/zwCZt6jEnJg

meep Werdx72

ASH.

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? "

"That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!"