• Swarmed by
  • mundhra
  • Nov10 '04

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Last Swarmer to join:

Prize-Department

are you fuking kidding me, d00d?

Decider: Admin

when he shows up, let's beat teh meep out of him. We should take his wallet also.

Wallet = TEH PRIZE!

  • vasudeva

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Dude, no. This is the PRIZE department. If we can make a friend inside it, we may get fabulous prizes!

Dibs on its liver.

vasudeva: Dude, no. This is the PRIZE department. If we can make a friend inside it, we may get fabulous prizes! Dibs on its liver.

With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

vasudeva: Dude, no. This is the PRIZE department. If we can make a friend inside it, we may get fabulous prizes! Dibs on its liver.

when there is a victim, why do admins and alpha's always get first shot at sweetmeats ?

email VAS money if you want teh sweeties

  • HOBO

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I saved christmas for Linkswarm last year so i deserve first dibs on the refried kidneys.

  • metatron

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vasudeva: something similar happened to a nuke-based site we run here at work. turns out the user was using that name so they could use the member's-only webmail module to spam people. it's highly exploitable. we should def. ban him and kill his account.

  • ragoo

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Oh the treachery!

Perhaps we should give Prize-Department a chance to prove himself. He may end up being one meep of a CyberBuddy

[Edited on 10/11/2004 by ghostrideryyz]

  • SexNinja

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I saw a couple of similar-named people sign up one day and I waited for the seemingly inevitable forum posts about crappy prize sites, but obviously they never came. Meta's probably right.

KILL THEM ALL.

  • mundhra

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  • SexNinja

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Here's the other one.

  • ragoo

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meepers! Spam is bullmeep. And we all know there's no bullmeep associated with linkswarm.

BTW: nice catch, Meta.

??

  • ragoo

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LOLROFLFROG

  • Dumbskull

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I have a dehydrator and can make some great JERKY out of the stringy meat stick.

new people are stupid

newest member (drumroll) winnersjumbo!!111 meep!

  • ragoo

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LORDKAHUNA: newest member (drumroll) winnersjumbo!!111 meep!

That's "Welcome!" in Canadia-speak, winnersjumbo.

Ragoo:
LORDKAHUNA: newest member (drumroll) winnersjumbo!!111 meep!

That's "Welcome!" in Canadia-speak, winnersjumbo.

That's Alien-speak for 'You eat meepma', winnersjumbo

winnersjumbo, meet prize department.

  • GAYBOB

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Winnersjumbo-If you show up, I'm going to make it my duty to welcome you. I will be all over you like Chris Farley on a bbq pork-n-cocaine hoagie, Perhaps you should reconsider LinkSwarm.

Fark is always looking.

  • vasudeva

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LORDKAHUNA: winnersjumbo, meet prize department.

Winersjumbo, meet mystery password reset. Have fun guessing!

  • Lefen

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haha. fuking genius :D

Beautiful!

I love your work.

  • HOBO

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The only bullmeep allowed at LinkSwarm is Momad's Bullmeep meep.

Realloterty..HAH

how many varients of Mary_Anderson are registered now ?

time to kill some people

  • SexNinja

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< OCELOTCLAW> SWOOP </OCELOTCLAW>

I am confused. What does Prize-Department have to do with spam?

  • vasudeva

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metatron: vasudeva: something similar happened to a nuke-based site we run here at work. turns out the user was using that name so they could use the member's-only webmail module to spam people. it's highly exploitable. we should def. ban him and kill his account.

GDR: IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED ONE READS THE THREAD ONE IS POSTING TO. THANK YOU AND SWEET DREAMS LIL CAMPER.

  • MOMAD

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HOBO: The only bullmeep allowed at LinkSwarm is Momad's Bullmeep meep.



OMGLOLOLOLZ0rZ!!1!1 Way to go b0bo, you managed to prove me wrong with my whole "there aren't any old jokes being desperately pushed back into rotation around here since I've been away" theory. Bravo good sir, well done good show clap clap clap! :|

Joe90, an incarnation of JoeCc?

  • Dumbskull

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They only disolve and then re-evolve.

Dumbskull: They only disolve and then re-evolve.

Congrats, you are now a Buddhist

vasudeva:
metatron: vasudeva: something similar happened to a nuke-based site we run here at work. turns out the user was using that name so they could use the member's-only webmail module to spam people. it's highly exploitable. we should def. ban him and kill his account.

GDR: IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED ONE READS THE THREAD ONE IS POSTING TO. THANK YOU AND SWEET DREAMS LIL CAMPER.

I read it already....

But how does it work?

don't worry about it Lil_Camper, all is well

Lil Camper.

I am looking forward to meeting these newbie's: MaryAnderson MaryAnderson1 MaryAnderson2 MaryAnderson3 MaryAnderson4 MaryAnderson7 MaryAnderson77 MaryAnderson78 MaryAnderson99......and MaryAnderson_C

  • Dumbskull

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Maybe Mary is just some dumb meep who can never remember her password login and just keeps registering...over and over again

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
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