BUSH, IRAQ, AND OUR meepED UP WORLD
comrades.
I just found out a friend of mine was killed 3 days ago in Fallujah. I try to be funny and non-serious here, but here it goes.
Country A and Country B attack us. Our President is meeping those two countries, so we attack Country C. We have done nothing to stop terrorism, but the oil will flow. To anyone here who backs Bush, and 'our ' war in IRAQ....meep YOU. to President Bush, meep YOU,
We are living a sick lie, and we all know it.
I don't know what to do.
I want to hit something right now, but i won't.
meep
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
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Nov10 '04
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I am sorry to hear about the death of your friend.
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Suck, dude. Sorry to hear it. Did he have a family?
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hardcore suck, man. my condolences.
Nov10 '04
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They claimed some absurd amount of troops, like 75%, supported Bush for re-election. Honestly, I found it very hard to understand. Besides this bullmeep war, didn't Bush cut veteran's benefits?
Nov10 '04
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I'm sorry to hear of your loss, ghost. We'll remember you both in our prayers.
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Sorry bud
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Sadly this is one of the prices of war.....flags at half mast.
Nov10 '04
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I can't say it better.... All of the above.
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thx guys-here's the weird thing, I used to have such a negative view of those who joined the service, but the people I know who enlisted are/were either bright, young, positive-minded people who want to 'better' their position in life, or people who may of gotten into a little trouble when they were younger, and join in an honest effort to straighten their meep out.
My friend was 21, as I am 37 you can understand that I consider him to be a "baby". Never even got a chance at life. Seargent stripes don't qualify as a full life in my book.
Anyway, the shock of last night's news is gone, so thanks for lending me your ears for this one. Humans-will we ever learn ?
Nov10 '04
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I have a friend that is a marine in fallujah right now. I don't even know him that well, it still sucks though.
Ghost, my condolences.
[Edited on 10/11/2004 by AcheronDCS]
Nov25 '04
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Condolences ghost.
I used to date a navy seal.
His flippers were a pain in the meep.
Nov25 '04
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Circus Seals are much more awesome, they play those horn things
Nov25 '04
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Heather... a newbie welcome to LS now assume the position. ;)
Nov26 '04
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Anyone who knows the deal knows my personal connection to the military and this meep in Iraq, so my sincere sorrows are yours, ghosto. I know his/her soul rocks on in heaven with the other KIA peeps.
Nov28 '04
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Although it is too bad your friend was unable to dodge bullets such as neo, as far as I know our armed forces are still volunteer.
Nov28 '04
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not for long. current reports have our our military strecthed thinner than (insert joke here)
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not for long. current reports have our our military strecthed thinner than meepNinja's little meep
Nov28 '04
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as far as I know, I never indicated otherwise. It is my expression of rage, you should sharpen up your reading skills/
[Edited on 28/11/2004 by ghostrideryyz]
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you are both assholes. say 6,000 hail mary's. I'm not catholic, but it's funny to make people do that
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sorry for your loss, ghost! don't know how I missed this one. :(