ABRA-CADAVER
I am the Prince of Sorrows
Mentally, I am a very sinister place right now, All this wrist cutting is starting to depress me...I need music, let's vote on our favourite song by those masters of mope-rock, The Cure.
My vote, Charlotte Sometimes ; it's gothically gloomy, and perfect for the tears of the unloved.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




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'In Between Days'
It reminds me of my life before I converted
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I used to like The Cure, then they released this self titled album that reminded me of how Qwerty would sound if Duff was assassinated. SUddenly, i lost interest.
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There are two things about this thread I can't believe.
1) How meep it is.
2) That I'm actually playing along.
3) The opening track off Kiss Me comes to mind.
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i resist the obvious jab to vaz's lack of counting skills.... OH SNAP TOO LATE!
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burns like fire in Cairo
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Play 'I ain't jacked my lumber baby since my chain saw you' - Jackyl
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I listened to The Cure back when they were young, hot and thin, now Smith is old and bloated and looks rather freakish still sporting that "just rolled out of bed" 80's doo.
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Because I was raised by Vas I was never allowed to listen to music or watch TV so I don't know who the Cure is!
Instead I will comment on my favorite Hilary Duff track at the moment.
"The Last Song" from her latest CD titled Hilary Duff.
Lyrics and my interpretation: Someday you will find the place It's a place where love takes over hate Then you'll see all the things you do Affect everyone around you
Then you'll see there's no fear at all You held my hand we took down that wall As I looked at you with nothing to say Now I understand why you pushed me away I looked far and now I see That the only one I needed was me
I will become super strong when I fall in love with a real live human female. And then when I'm super strong I won't need love any more and I can pimp her out for money and become rich.
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you A.I.'s are all the same
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I never liked the cure, Adam Ant was always way cooler! I dont considure The Cure to be totaly Goth, but goth and pretentious enougth for me not to like. I also dont considure NIN's Pretty Hate Machine days to be goth though some do - its the begginings of Industrial in my books. I was listening to that whilst going on a totaly William Gibson bender in the early 90's - ahh heady days, had NO friends but heady days all the same ;)
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NIN/Reznor directly copied his sound from SkinnyPuppy and Ministry
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Wasnt Ministry all church organs, heavy metal guitar and deep vocals. Salm 69 was cool!
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WRONG. Skinny Puppy was the beginning of industrial.
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Not me. Thanks for sucking, Trent. Oh, and thanks for creating Marilyn "Stupidest Thing Ever" Manson, you meep.
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not to flog a dead horse here, but early 80's bands like Esternitzen Neubauten and TheThe also signalled the arrival of 'Industrial ', which, by the way, Detroit takes credit for inventing ( I'll give that credit to England)
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Wow - is that realy the lyric writing prowess of Hillary Duff? I'm amazed... Amazed at how totally juvenile, trashy, simplistic and so utterly throw-away-able her music is - that is. People buy this meep - I so could have a career in the music industry.
I dont think qwerty is a Vas puppet - he's sent here to inform us how god-awful HD is via the clever use of sarcastic-love-adoration. He is semaphore from god himself, dont worry qwerty - i understand ur true reason of existance...
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Thanks for the support!
EDIT: DAMNIT, USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT FOR THIS POST.
[Edited on 10/28/2004 by vasudeva]
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POST NUMBER 200, FUKERS.
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Just being sarcastic again... What I really ment was - Hilary Duff R0x0rs and Evildigitz is wrong!!!
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i fancy duff in that photo.
someone shoot me :(
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how's about we shoot each other on the count of three. every so often Qwer...er, Vasu...er, whoever, posts a picture of her that makes my loins tingle with anticipation. Please don't tell anyone
[Edited on 28/10/2004 by ghostrideryyz]
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i wanted her meep on my face for about a second, then i just reviewed the FAT picture over on the other thread.
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But isn't a little fat fun to push against? C'mon, you can't be opposed to those sweet little puffy cheeks?
Back to the original topic: I used to like to trip to the "B" sides: Mr. Pink Eyes, stop dead, i'm cold, etc. I liked watching the dancing worms grow out of the carpet.
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It is a very sad day around LS when Forum topics meander off topic (nothing unusual) but seem to be finding their way to the topic of Duff the fat vs. Duff the thin vs. Duff the hot vs. Duff the pre-teen meep kitten vs. Duff the attention meep. WTF!
[Edited on 28/10/2004 by Dumbskull]
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fukin BINGO !!!
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My all time fav acid tripping tunes are PINK FLOYD. Yeah old school I know but the meep worked great and I never failed to see great tracers, wavy rugs, floating curtains....
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Yeah, me too.
I hate myself.
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No way guys, she still has little-kid hands. I would think she was a friend of my kids. UGH! Way too young! Rockspider stuff.
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She does have a nice smile, I'll admit.
But I hate everything else about her!!1!!!1
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although i get the grist of it, more detail on this 'rock spider' thing, is it some crazy, other-side-of-the-world insult ?
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Standing on a beach with a gun in my hand staring at the sea, staring at the sand staring at myself reflected in the eyes of the dead man on the beach
I'm alive I'm DEAD I'm the stranger killing an Arab
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all things being equal, that good sir, is a strangled cat
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nothing to say, just trying to appear abstract
[Edited on 29/10/2004 by drunkpoet]
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Ghostie, " Rockspider" is Aussie prison slang for a peadophile.
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!!!!
I imagine your pedo's have the same life-expectancy in prison as our's do
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If they're in general population they don't have long and that is a fact. The problem is that they usually end up in protection so they live long enough to get out and do it again, or they are the traditional dirty old man and the boys tend to respect their elders even if they shouldn't.
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