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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+




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The essence of purity and innocence. A perfect example of what this place lacks. The Holy Father will make it's way on this god forsaken outpost one way or another as long as I'm around. Behold this child and the happiness enjoyed from a simple ice cream. Let us remember ourselves as children. And strive to hold onto the joy we have forgotton in the face of this terrible world.
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Hey, shouldn't that be G-d forsaken, instead of "god forsaken"?
And that "ice cream" as you call it looks like a corncob. A frozen popsiclesque corncob, but a corncob nonetheless.
GG, noob. WTFLOLOMG.
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I find it interesting that you point out inconsequential facts about my post and ignore the heart felt message of joy and innocence.
Noob, Ha! You are an idiot.
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"You are an idiot" is not a very Christian-like phrase. Heavens to Betsy, Slippy. I think the vile corruption of this site has brought upon your soul the anger of twelve thousand unchristianized, teenage gentiles!
[Edited on 16/10/2004 by government_death_robot]
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There is plenty on scripture where the Fatherly Being chastises his children...the use of "idiot" by ME against YOU is approved by the big guy upstairs because you are evil and I am battling against you (for the Father).
This forum wasn't suppose to be a battle of good and evil. My intent was to open some of your eyes to the goodness of the world. I was trying to be kind...but like every other time I have tried to interact with you people in this way, I have been brought down to your level.
[Edited on 16/10/2004 by slippedhole]
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So give up and take a dose of .38 caliber aspirin.
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Let me know when your Mother gets done with her John so I can ask her where she keeps the bottle.
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O' SNAP!
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Oh, Silly Buns! I meant you should shoot yourself in the meeping face!
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I demand that an Admin take action immediately! My life has been threatened..this is clear harassment of the highest order! It is an outrageous society we live in that this chain of events could exist in! This forum thread illustrates perfwectly how my honest and good intended message can be lead to threats on my life. ALL NEW MEMBERS BEWARE SOONNER OR LATER THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE. YOU DO NOT WANT TO LIVE UNDER THE CONSTANT THREAT OF VIOLENCE AND HURTFULL THREATS...LEAVE NOW!
Oct16 '04
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If he offs himself, I call first on skull cavity...no way am I fuking his new face-hole last
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I notice that querty hasnt commented, guess he's - erm - busying himself looking at that picture of the little girl - the sick mofo! <- Inappropriate us of exclamation point... LORRR BRAKER!
Oct16 '04
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Funny, they were "cuter" then than they are now.
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UGLY AS meep.
If you had shown me this picture however many years ago and told me websites would have pubescent fanboys programming counters ticking away the seconds to their legal meepual primacy, I'd have told you your head was raped by elves and sneakily replaced with a dead wombat.
Ugly little monkeydog.
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I'm starting to think that there is more thought behind Slippy's posts than first impressions would suggest.
Vas - being in effect god - would know if there is any basis to this suspiscion.
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Thanx, bro. Much time and thought IS expended on my posts. I'm glad someone finally noticed. But I have to give all the glory to the Heavenly Dad. I hope you take to Heart that goodness and light CAN reach your true inner being. Being English and all puts you at a disadvantage so stay true to the cause.
Huh? This suspiscion? Vas? Anything this guy tells you should be considered out of the mouth of Satan himself? He only lives to spread deciet and evil across the internet...just look at his political agenda to varify that. If you are looking for answers...look to the Heavens not the bitter catacombs of meep.
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I think that they get better with age like any fine wine!
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and yes I do relalise that they are getting old in each image!! It was done to prove the point. However Hilary Duff is still way HOTTER!!
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^Just fuking STOP man!
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YOU ARROGANT S.O.B.
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You do get it do you?
I am dishing out tough love here, bro. The people here are so hardened by sin that I need to brandish the "hammer of the Heavenly Father" to break through their jaded outsides. I truely love and care for each one of you people as I would a brother or sister. I want to see you grow in the Spirit and if I come off as arrogant I guess that makes you a whiney little baby backed by the Devil. We all play a role here...we make choices each moment to be who we are...if you want to sit around crying about how I hurt your feelings with my tough talk then so be it. Your complaint will be filed with the other endless pile of complaints I've compliled from sinners...but remember this: I care about your eternal soul like a DAD...maybe a DAD you never had, I suspect...and I will always be here for you if you follow the Fatherly Spirit's rules...you will NEVER have a greater ally than me.
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as $lippy and Straydog start to slowdance...
(Whitney Houston's 'The Greatest Love')
[Edited on 18/10/2004 by ghostrideryyz]
Oct18 '04
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the "hammer of the Heavenly Father"?
oh, i read between the lines, alright.
you're talking about mjolnir, YOU meepING HEATHEN!
Oct19 '04
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"Bro" = "you fuking animal meepg0t" haha
Sliipy is always my favorite animal meepg0t. Baaa Baaaa.
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^Qwertypron
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Isn't it hot how the twins boobies are pressed together on that playboy mag?
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huh ?
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Jesus likes porn. I can prove it!
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^WINNAR^