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  • vasudeva
  • Oct15 '04
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Who The Fuk Am I?

In each post, write something to describe the poster above you.

Decider: Admin

  • Dumbskull
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Still wears pull-ups, but thinks he is a big boy!

  • Stump
  • Oct19 '04

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^Owns so much flannel is often mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell.

  • qwerty
  • Oct19 '04

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^ A man who enjoys his Wine... He drinks too much.... He has a problem.... Did anyone say AA?

A fellow Australian, I am ashamed to say.

We are not all rockspiders!

Me

  • qwerty
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^ My Twin Brother... We are exactally alike! Ask Vas for the IP reports to prove it.

No. Never. Not so. This person is no relation to me. At all.

  • Qwerty = rockspider

Dragonstaff= Rock Lobster

^ meep Lobster

^tends to speak in sentence fragments, preferably 2 or 3 words at a time

  • acheron
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^raises the quota by using both compound sentences and sometimes as many 14 words at once. He also has a funny name.

  • qwerty
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^is From North Carolina and also likes Hilary Duff

  • Dumbskull
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Is learning to sew by hand and calls all older men daddy in preparation for his future on the cell block.

  • SexNinja
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^NOC.

Iowa corn and pork fed^

  • Dumbskull
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Squeals like a pig when getting meep raped with corncobs.

^ just waiting to bite your meep clean off.

  • ragoo
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^ Always trying to hump my leg.

^Would steal the straw from his mother's kennel.

  • HOBO
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^ Canadien with a cupcake fetish.

^ the first in his family born without a tail.

  • HOBO
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^ the first in his family mistaken for a niger

^should learn never to enter a battle of wits unarmed.

reminds me of that bear from labatt blue commercials

^Asshoel has been reamed out by vas^.

^Sloppy maker of snail-trails^

  • HOBO
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We LOVE Brown Discharge!

  • vasudeva
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^ a motherfuker what knows how to call a trend when he sees one

^ the spoiler who brings out plas.jpg every chance he gets

  • HOBO
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^niger who grins no matter how much brown discharge is running down his chin

^takes his wife to taco bell for their anniversary

(one niger who will always make you feel better about yourself in comparison)

  • metatron
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^ a pimp. a poet.

^world renowned horse porn expert

^ fuking k-rad stud guy

^Tells lies ^

  • Dumbskull
  • Dec08 '04

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Loves NASCAR and cornbread with meepermilk.

  • HOBO
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^ Loves Mexican man nog

  • dent
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^ Looks like Scott Bayo high as a kite on meep

Has a hot niece !

^Is a downunder midget pornstar^

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linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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