BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
dragonstaf+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+




Oct10 '09
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Oct11 '09
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Oct11 '09
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^loses the game, as predicted.
Oct11 '09
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^Makes up rules of game as he goes along. Thinks he somehow wins.
LORDKAHUNA EDIT Apparently, yes! Look at me winning right here
<span class="post_was_edited">On 2009-10-11 at 13:19:05, LORDKAHUNA asked to smell your meep</span>
Oct11 '09
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snooty johnny come lately
Oct11 '09
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loves the internet, but resents his place in it.
Oct11 '09
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Isn't here enough. Probably because of AIDS or something.
THREAD NOMINATED FOR HALL OF FAME
Oct13 '09
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^seconds my emotion
Oct13 '09
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^ enjoys illicit substances and frequently falls asleep while attempting to meep
Oct13 '09
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^ is pissed off about feeling so bitter over being annoyed all the time.
Oct17 '09
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^ surprised to realize has never seen farm animals and clowns in the same movie before now.
Oct17 '09
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^ Will be starring in a broadway run of Diddler On The Roof next summer.
Oct17 '09
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^ rolls popcorn meep of man cheese and all natural ingredients every weekend
Oct18 '09
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^lost all his meep this morning...begging peeps on facebook to help him find his phone
Oct18 '09
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^Proud recipient of daily teabags.
Oct19 '09
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^ meepty meep gobbling AIDS patient.
Oct19 '09
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^ Recently moved to a new neighborhood thinking he would escape his old life as a level 2 meep offender.
Oct19 '09
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^ Inventor of the full-body merkin
Oct19 '09
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^ Posted common meep way after it was news.
Oct19 '09
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Is wotak.
Oct19 '09
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Is also wotak.
Oct19 '09
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^Is NOT wotak.
Oct19 '09
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an meep. /thread
Oct19 '09
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^ meep anti-troll failing to prematurely end a thread.
Oct19 '09
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^ Has wooden nipples and is nicknamed Corky.
Oct19 '09
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Is also not wotak.
Oct20 '09
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^ fornicated with his mother at the tender age of 0
Oct20 '09
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^Seller of pilfered company laptops.
:profit:
Oct21 '09
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^Is still doing most of his thinking with the wrong head.
Oct22 '09
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^for whom everyday is a miracle.
Oct22 '09
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^ Parents shared the same last name before the wedding.
Oct22 '09
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^ Couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons.
Oct22 '09
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^For use by trained personnel only.
Jul30 '10
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^ Likes the sound his meep make when they clap against his dog's asslips.
RESSURECTION
Jul31 '10
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^Secretly wishes for a return of the nude, all-male Olympics.
Jul31 '10
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^ Is quote boxing like a retard in a thread that doesn't require it.
Jul31 '10
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^ read this entire thread for the third time and nominated it for
Jul31 '10
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Is likely being berated by his wife for being on the internet too late.
Also most likely swarmer to respond to this reply.
Jul31 '10
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^ Is performing daisy chain meep rape of three swarmers above. They are all simultaneously ejaculating within each other's assholes.
Jul31 '10
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^ Is meep up the gooey brownish mess.
Aug07 '10
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^Chicken meeper
Aug07 '10
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^ was a flapper.
Aug07 '10
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^ would also be a chicken meeper but the chickens aren't having any of it. Settles instead for Dumbskull's leather meep and water-bottle meep.
Aug07 '10
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^ Can no longer do jumping jacks without meepting and/or pissing himself a little bit.
Aug07 '10
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^Really is a fudge-packer IRL.
Aug07 '10
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^^
Propositions little kids who run Lemonade stands.
Aug07 '10
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^^ hasn't seen his own meep in 8 years
Aug07 '10
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^ checks it for him.
Aug07 '10
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^Fluffs it for him.
Aug07 '10
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^^
Composes charcoal renditions of fluffing action. Sells in high brow art galleries for $10k / picture.
Aug08 '10
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^ Will never be half the man his mother is.