CHRISTIAN BUFFET CHAT

You're meeped up Slippey.

Every one knows that a buffet is a place where people can sample all of the bounty that God has to offer.

The best ones are at tittie bars.

If you want to fight a deadly sin try sloth. Those meepers are still running wild in the Amazon Basin Book Store.

i only like Christian buffet's when the Christians are fresh...no fresh frozen meep.

When I lived in OZ a town nearby had a Xtian Bowling Alley and a Xtian Roller Skating Rink.

It was actually a little frightening

The last Christian buffet I went to....ughh. I had the squirts for two days.

A christian buffet should have all the Jesus-blood-wine you can drink, and also those little wafers...you know, Jeez-its? You'd think our lord and savior could have just a little flavor in his flesh...

So is a Christian Buffet as much fun as a Jewish Barbeque?

only if they invite some roman lions

'god has gifted me w/ vision..of buffet'....oh $lippy, you're such a maroon!

WERDZ!!! But he's our moron. Fark doesn't have a Slippey.

we had a friend over tonight, we read this aloud......deadly funny..

YEAH, PEOPLE DYING OF STARVATION IS FUNNY.:(

THIS THREAD IS FOR THE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD THAT WILL TAKE THIS MESSAGE SERIOUSLY. UNFORTUNATLY, I HAVE NO OTHER MEANS OF COMMUNICATION WHICH CAN REACH A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE. YOU COULD SAY THAT I AM "SPAMMING" A MESSAGE...KNOWLEDGE I HAVE RECEIVED DIRECTLY FROM THE HOLY SPIRIT.

TAKE ON MY PERSPECTIVE, GO DIRECTLY TO AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET AND LOOK AROUND YOU. SEE THE SICK FEVER OF THE PEOPLE COMUTING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE BUFFET TO THEIR DINNER TABLES. LOOK DEEPLY INTO THE EYES OF THE PATRONS AND WITNESS THE DEMONIC TWINKLE OF meep WITHIN THEM. THIS IS ALL JUST A SAMPLING OF THE HELLISH ATTACK WAGING AGAINST JESUS' CHILDREN.

OUR FOOD IS SLOWLY DISAPEARING INTO THE ENDLESSLY FED MOUTHS OF DEMONS. THIS IS NOT FOLLY FOR IDIOTS ON SOME STUPID WEBSITE. THIS IS REAL AND WE ARE VICTIMS OF A SECRET WAR.

I agree.

And I realized today that the future of the nation of Canada is at stake.

This afternoon I saw a billboard with a frightening message.

"Drink Canada Dry!"

As insidious a demonic plot as I've ever seen!

Gather your army Slippy. Canada must be saved!

MORE EXAMPLES OF REACHING OUT TO THE MASSES. I FEEL I AM GAINING HEADWAY...LINKSWARM MEMBERS PAY ATTENTION TO THIS AND SEE HOW CIVILIZED PEOPLE INTERACT!

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Slippedhole: hello Slippedhole: how are you in god's sweet breathe? Slippedhole: are you there fellow christian? Slippedhole: dont be afraid ...technology is god endorsed! Slippedhole: LOL Slippedhole: hello? Slippedhole: what are you waiting for..the parting of the Red Sea? hahahaha Slippedhole: i can be blunt too...hahaa Slippedhole: the wheels on the bus go round and round... Slippedhole: round and round Lbluntlove7: You got jokes but God loves you inspite of yourself. Slippedhole: I KNOW GOD LOVES ME...I AM DOING HIS WORK Lbluntlove7: Hello! Slippedhole: HELLO, SWEET BROTHER Slippedhole: HOW IS GO'D HAND ON U TODAY?...PATTING YOUR BACK OR SWATTING YOUR BOTTOM? Lbluntlove7: How do you feel about John Kerry's stand on abortion? Slippedhole: I WOULD NEVER STAND ON AN ABORTION...A ABORTION IS A CHILD! OnlineHost: Bludbawt has entered the room. Lbluntlove7: AMEN! BROTHER! Slippedhole: HELLO BLUDAWT! Bludbawt: hi Lbluntlove7: Hello Slippedhole: DO YOU MEN EAT BUFFET? Slippedhole: ALL U CAN EAT? Slippedhole: WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON THE GLUTONOUS FIENDS CALLED PATRONS OF BUFFET? Lbluntlove7: ARE YOU talking about the table of the Lord? Slippedhole: OF COURSE NOT, THAT TABLE IS MADE FOR ONE, BRO. Bludbawt: <------hasnt been to buffet in years Slippedhole: I AM TALKING ABOUT BUFFET..LIKE AT SIZZLER. Bludbawt: table of the Lord sounds good though Lbluntlove7: GOLDEN CORRAL, YES? Bludbawt: <--------Subway man Slippedhole: JESUS WEEPS HIS EYES OUT AS DEMONIC PATRONS OF BUFFET EAT THE LIMITED SUPPLY OF FOOD RESOURCES RIGHTFULLY BELONGING TO CHRISTIANS! Lbluntlove7: EXPLAIN THAT BROTHER? Slippedhole: SATAN HAS DESIGNED OBESITY TO VACmeep THE RESOURCES OF EARTH Lbluntlove7: Is that why America is over weight? Slippedhole: HE USES OBESE MINIONS TO CONSUME ALL THE FOOD....LEAVING GODS CHILDREN STARVING Slippedhole: YES YES Slippedhole: AMERICA SUFFERS FROM DEMONIC OBSESSION WITH FOOD Lbluntlove7: AS long as we have the word of God, brother we will not starve! Slippedhole: GOD HATES CHRISTIANS LIKE YOU. Slippedhole: WILLING TO SIT IDLY BY Slippedhole: WHILE SECRET WARS WAGE.... Bludbawt: maybe God's children have left the goodies lie on the floor too long. Somebody's bound to pick'em up eventually Slippedhole: CHILDREN SUFFER Lbluntlove7: To takle care of our physical needs we must first take care of our spiritual needs. Slippedhole: SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT GOD WANTS US TO STARVE Lbluntlove7: Do you brothers have on your armor? Slippedhole: IS ARMOR SLANG? Slippedhole: ARE YOU BOTH UNDERSTANDING WHAT I MEAN? Slippedhole: THIS IS A REAL THREAT. Slippedhole: I AM SERIOUS Lbluntlove7: Explain yourself Bludbawt: maybe when we're done fighting with each other, we can focus on the real enemy Slippedhole: WHO IS THAT? Slippedhole: VASUDEVA? Lbluntlove7: There is no fighting here Slippedhole: NO FIGHTS JUST LOVING REFUSAL TO BE WRONG! Lbluntlove7: Just trying to understand one another. God is not the author of confusion. Slippedhole: RIGHT!...SATAN IS THE TRUE INTERLOPER OF EVIL! Slippedhole: HE HAS MANY TENTICLES Lbluntlove7: Slippedhole do you really think that our all powerful God would let us starve? Lbluntlove7: You're right about that Slippedhole: NO, BUT SATAN WOULD SET INTO MOTION A PLAN TO STARVE CHRISTIAN... Lbluntlove7: Who is more powerful God or satan, the created being Slippedhole: LIKE PORN, GAMBLING, DOG SHOWS, AND TELEVISION...THESE ARE ALL EXAMPLES OF THINGS THAT VICTIMIZE GODS CHILDREN Slippedhole: GOD LETS EVIL EXIST TO TOY W/ OUR SELF-ESTEEM Lbluntlove7: So, what can we do to prevent these attrocities of this world? Slippedhole: MY FOCUS IS ON BUFFET Slippedhole: I GO TO BUFFET...SIT WITH THE DEMONS...DUMP THEIR FOOD BACK INTO THE BUFFET TRAYS.. Lbluntlove7: God let's evil exist so that you can make a real choice of who it is you will choose to serve. Slippedhole: EXACTLY, I AM COMPELLED Slippedhole: ANGELS IN DISGUISE...lol Lbluntlove7: Antichrist Slippedhole: I LIKE TO SAY IM PRO-CHRIST...ENOUGH OF THE NEGATIVITY BROTHER. Lbluntlove7: GODBLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU BROTHER, NO MORE NEGATIVITY. Slippedhole: HOW MUCH DO U WEIGH? Lbluntlove7: 180LBS Slippedhole: THEN YOU ARENT A GLUTON...GOD BLESS YOUR WEIGHT Lbluntlove7: that DEPENDS ON THE HEIGHT Lbluntlove7: I'm good at 5'9" Slippedhole: I AM NOT YOUR JUDGE...GOD SEE'S THE INNER WORKINGS OF YOUR HEART, SWEET BOTHER, o' BROTHER! Slippedhole: USE YR SKINNY BODY AND EATING DISCRETION TO HELP ME SPREAD THE WORD OF DEMONIC BUFFET THEN , BROTHER! Slippedhole: CHRITIANS ARE SUFFERING OR WILL SUFFER FROM LACK OF FOOD Slippedhole: OK? Slippedhole: HELLO? Lbluntlove7: I wish you well in your work. I will be praying for you. Remmember you are not fighting this battle alone, God's word says in 1John 4:4 Ye are God little children and have overcome them (Satan and his fallen angels)because greater i Lbluntlove7: Read john 4:4 brother Slippedhole: EXCELSIOR, BROTHER..THANK U! Slippedhole: I WILL HEED YR WARNING AND PUESUE THE ENEMY WITH STEALTH

Slippy , the evils of all-you-can-eat ( which are debatable in themselves ) are far out-weighed by the evils of hypocritical christian ministry. The christian doctrine of love thy brother is sadly missing in most christian ministries where any difference in the brothers is discerned.I am sure that the intended meaning of brother in the Book is 'all men ( and women)', not just those people who believe and interpret the message in the Book in tha same way you do.The other thing that is usually forgotten by christians is that the people of the Book includes both the Jews and the followers of Islam ( OK the Jews and Moslems forget that bit as well). I understand that you are tryingto fight the good fight at a level at which you are comfortable but I think that even you have to agree that you are clutching at straws to make this one float. Believe me when I say that there are better targets out there than this. I do believe that you are slipping Slippy.

I'm starting to suspect that some of us are missing a few bits of vital information about Slippey.

I'm not telling

you know that it's better this way...

'Vasudeva, the real enemy'.......this is good,good meep....I tip my hats to $lippedhole

I guess in my heart I knew who the real enemy was all along

On my trip to Villanova yesterday, I saw a kid with a shirt that said "Invade Canada". I think we should.

Invasion of Canada?

Hmmmm Let's see what good stuff do they have they we could rape and pillage?

Beer, snow tires, thousands of miles of permafrost, wheat, fish, baby seals to club, Inuit's to subvert even more than they already are.... and lets not forget all that really good free medical care...

YEAH... let's do it! :D

Thank you Mr. Hole(or may i call you Slipped?) for this blessing. I have seen my grievous errors. I will no longer be content with shooting abortion doctors. I shall now also sneak into the buffet line to place boogers in the macaroni salad.

Christian Buffet - didn't he have a small part in Deep Throat?

JESUS IS

JESUS_IS_LORD: JESUS IS

There's a touch of Zen in that statement - "JESUS IS"

2 things though - - firstly you put an extra "<" in your link for lord which is why it looked as though you'd been conferring with Budhists - secondly - JESUS ISN'T

But, with a chinese buffet, you eat and eat and eat. But then you are hungry again 2 hours later. Soo...how does that count as gluttony if you are still hungry? Doesn't gluttony define eating when you aren't hungry?

Yeah, so chineese buffets don't count.

Poor Slippey. He never quite gets things right.

You are being banned this time because you admit being banned. If you are banned you cannot post on this forum under any name. You are also being banned this time for registering with a false email address. If you are a Christian as you claim why are you using a false email address?

When I'm re-elected, I will enforce strict accountability for Internet usage. The Freedom to enjoy our great Information Highway comes along with it... uh, it has bringing along to it some Responsibilities, and some of these Responsibilities is Accounting. Accountableness. The power to Account for your actions On-Line, in Internet emails and in the public chatroom.

ONE EMAIL PER CHRISTIAN AMERICAN!

Don't let this happen. Vote Bush 2004.

End the Vasudeva textwar! This avatar is taking over his mind( it has to take one over, he doesn't seem to have one of his own)

Its sounds like you hate freedom. I would keep quiet if I were you. Wouldn't want to have to liberate you.

i'm tired to responding to this guy. Slipped Hole is like Franz without the uber coolness. +10 insanity and -10 intelligence.

/boredom

straydog1980: i'm tired to responding to this guy. Slipped Hole is like Franz without the uber coolness. +10 insanity and -10 intelligence. /boredom

-10 intelligence?!? did you read it?...that is pure, unaduturated genius. $lippy is an example of perfect trollism

CHRISTIANS DON'T USE FALSE EMAIL ADDRESSES?

If I had to account for my actions online, I would have gotten arrested long ago, what with all the pirated software and credit card number generators. The interweb is like a playground when you were a kid....If no adult is watching you, everything you do is nice and legal.

straydog1980: i'm tired to responding to this guy. Slipped Hole is like Franz without the uber coolness. +10 insanity and -10 intelligence. /boredom

Slippey and frans do indeed have a lot in common.

Buffett?

there's something very disturbing about seeing Jimmy Buffet with a gaping mouth next to that huge meep. A little too lemonparty-esque for my tastes. bleh.